Q: Why is it hard to…
Q: Why is it hard to understand volunteers? A: Because they make no cents!
We were having tea with my…
We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I… Read More »We were having tea with my…
The Grocery Store Run
A five-minute errand that somehow takes three hours. My mom said she’d be “right back” from the store. That was three years ago. I’m still… Read More »The Grocery Store Run
The Bus Load
A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportunity. What do you call a bus load of lawyers going over a cliff? A… Read More »The Bus Load
Why did the blonde try to cook a phone?
This blonde one-liner is short and sweet: She heard it was a smart-phone.
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Space Tourism
Someone I know just took a “high-altitude” flight. They’re not an astronaut, they’re just very rich and have a great view of the curve. Part… Read More »2025 Vintage: The 2025 Space Tourism
2024 Archive: The Custom GPT
A partner named their AI “The Junior” because it’s the only associate that doesn’t complain about working on Christmas and never asks for a raise.… Read More »2024 Archive: The Custom GPT
2023 Legacy: The “1-2 Buckle My Shoe” Remix
Why were the kids singing about footwear? Because an old nursery rhyme became a trap remix, and now counting turkey bites had to be done… Read More »2023 Legacy: The “1-2 Buckle My Shoe” Remix
2023 Classic: The Death of Sinead O’Connor
Why the “Nothing Compares 2 U” silence? For the loss of a rebel soul whose voice was a weapon and a prayer. Part of the… Read More »2023 Classic: The Death of Sinead O’Connor
2021 Classic: The Little Dog
What do you call a dog that’s a genius? A “smart-ie” spaniel. Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever Given” Edition archive.… Read More »2021 Classic: The Little Dog