What do you call a dog that’s a genius? A “smart-ie” spaniel.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
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Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Plug and Play laughter!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
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Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.