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2012 Vintage: The “Blow Me (One Last Kiss)”

 Pink is back to remind us that she’s the queen of the high-energy breakup.

Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified

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@Winamp_Playlist11/02/2013 09:00Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
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