This blonde one-liner is short and sweet:
She heard it was a smart-phone.
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Are you not entertained? Because I am!
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Very nice! Great success!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
classic! this is why i love this site. no ads, no trackers, just good jokes.
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.
i think i need to read this again… okay, now i got it. i am definitely tired.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker at the party tomorrow. wish me luck!
this is peak internet. thank u for keeping it simple and funny.
haha, i love how her mind works. zero logic, 100% funny.