2013 Classic: House of Cards Debut
Why was the President talking to us? Because Netflix launched its first major original series, proving that “binge-watching” was a legitimate way to spend a… Read More »2013 Classic: House of Cards Debut
2013 Classic: The Ask.fm Drama Wave
The vice principal holding an emergency assembly to warn students about the anonymous question website that was causing massive hallway arguments before first period. Part… Read More »2013 Classic: The Ask.fm Drama Wave
2012 Vintage: The “Blow Me (One Last Kiss)”
Pink is back to remind us that she’s the queen of the high-energy breakup. Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days… Read More »2012 Vintage: The “Blow Me (One Last Kiss)”
2012 Legacy: The Spanish Basketball Silver
Why was Team USA scared? Because in the Olympic final, Spain pushed them so hard that LeBron had to go into God-mode to save the… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Spanish Basketball Silver
2012 Vintage: One Direction – “What Makes You Beautiful”
Why were the teenage girls screaming? Because 1D was officially the biggest thing on the planet, and they only wanted five British boys for Christmas.… Read More »2012 Vintage: One Direction – “What Makes You Beautiful”
2011 Archive: The Dropbox “Public Folder”
Why was the intern embarrassed? He realized his “Holiday Photos” were accidentally shared with the entire “Public” internet. Part of the 76 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2011 Archive: The Dropbox “Public Folder”
2010 Classic: The Ke$ha
“Tik Tok.” The party don’t start ’til I walk in. My wife said the party ends when I start singing the chorus. Part of the… Read More »2010 Classic: The Ke$ha
2010 Legacy: The Java
Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.” Part of the 51 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2010 Archive archive.… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Java
2009 Archive: The “Victory” Definition
Why did it change to “Stability”? Because “Winning” was too hard to spell in Pashto. Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge… Read More »2009 Archive: The “Victory” Definition
2009 Vintage: The Nook
She bought a Nook and complained that it “didn’t have enough corners.” Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Bitcoin” Edition archive.… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Nook