Q: Why is it hard to…

Q: Why is it hard to understand volunteers?
A: Because they make no cents!

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said? Dad: What an od...read more »

In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »

In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

Because they cantaloupe.read more »

In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »

The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »

Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out? Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »

Because the students were too bright.read more »

In case he got a hole in one.read more »

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »

@Palm_Pilot_User05/30/2004 15:31Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Linux_Distro_Fan02/21/2004 03:33Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Fight_Club_Member04/08/2004 13:57I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Cow_And_Chicken11/28/2014 08:08Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Champ_Kind_Wham07/23/2011 02:20WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

@Map_Maker_X09/28/2008 17:39The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Warcraft_Orc05/18/2006 23:05Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

@Ultima_Online_V03/12/2015 08:59Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

@Rage_Comic_Fan11/18/1995 06:04FFFFFUUUUU-nny!