In case he got a hole in one.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
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61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!