2021 Vintage: The Whiskey Sour
“As sour as a Twitter thread about crypto.” Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2021 Vintage: The Choice
“Should we get the Peloton or a real bike?” “The world is open now!” “So… neither?” “Neither.” Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Choice
2020 Classic: The “Savage” TikTok Dance
Why were the skeletons doing the same three arm movements over and over? Because Megan Thee Stallion told them they were “classy, moody, and nasty,”… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Savage” TikTok Dance
2018 Legacy: The Selfie Wrist
“It hurts to type.” “Stop taking 50 selfies a day and your wrist will heal.” Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Selfie Wrist
2016 Legacy: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016 Pokémon… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Luke
2016 Legacy: The Website
I’m “weaving” a web of Lure Modules. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Vintage: The Laptop
I’m “folding” under the weight of my notifications. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Archive: The World of Warcraft “Legion” Hype
Why was the IT room shaking? Because they were “prepared” for the demons to invade the server rack. Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2015 Archive: The World of Warcraft “Legion” Hype
2015 Archive: The Jägerbomb
The constant in an ever-changing world. Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2014 Legacy: The E-mail Attachment
She sent me a digital “Voucher” for a personality transplant. It expires tomorrow. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge” Edition… Read More »2014 Legacy: The E-mail Attachment