2021 Vintage: The Choice

“Should we get the Peloton or a real bike?” “The world is open now!” “So… neither?” “Neither.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »

I told her we should go to the moon. She said, "You get motion s...read more »

The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum...read more »

He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

It sucked up my car keys and refused to give them back until I c...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »

@SoundBlaster_1610/04/2005 21:35I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@The_Mask_Smokin10/05/1997 04:39P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Harry_Potter_0106/06/2014 00:29Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli06/06/2005 19:01That still only counts as one laugh!

@Overclocker_Pro01/15/2005 02:27My CPU is running hot after this one!