2009 Vintage: The Nook
She bought a Nook and complained that it “didn’t have enough corners.” Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Bitcoin” Edition archive.… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Nook
2008 Vintage: The Vicky Cristina Barcelona
A movie that made me want to go to Spain and be involved in a complicated love triangle (I just went to Spain and got… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Vicky Cristina Barcelona
2008 Vintage: The Dark Knight Hype
The group of high school seniors who spent the entire lunch break trying to do a perfect, gravelly Batman impression to terrify the freshman tables.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Dark Knight Hype
2008 Classic: The Jacket
I’m “zipping” through the chores. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: The Coffee To-Go
Why did the lawyer sue the lid? Not because it leaked, but because it didn’t have a “Warning: Contents may be more expensive than your… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Coffee To-Go
2006 Classic: The Pager
My doctor finally threw his pager into a lake. He felt better instantly. Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab”… Read More »2006 Classic: The Pager
2006 Legacy: The Generic
“Is this generic?” “It’s so generic it doesn’t even have a bottle. I just handed it to you.” Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Generic
2006 Classic: The “Put Your Records On”
Corinne Bailey Rae is making me want to wear a summer dress and ride a bike through a meadow. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2006 Classic: The “Put Your Records On”
2005 Legacy: The Digital Voice Recorder
Why was the boss whispering? He was “capturing his genius” into a silver stick. Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2005 “Michael Scott &… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Digital Voice Recorder
2005 Classic: The Motorola Pink RAZR
She finally got it. She’s “Razr” sharp. I’m still using a Nokia that looks like a brick. Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2005… Read More »2005 Classic: The Motorola Pink RAZR