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2006 Classic: The “Put Your Records On”

 Corinne Bailey Rae is making me want to wear a summer dress and ride a bike through a meadow.

Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive. Historically Verified

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@MIRC_Ghost07/22/2013 10:29Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Keyboard_Warrior07/25/1998 01:07F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@SoundBlaster_AWE10/21/2006 23:07Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Hansel_So_Hot09/04/1997 22:55That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@CounterStrike_Pro10/15/2001 03:27Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

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