I don’t know where he came from, but he’s currently the king of the “Funky-High-Pitch” vibe.
Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic Beef archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!