2024 Archive: The Custom GPT

A partner named their AI “The Junior” because it’s the only associate that doesn’t complain about working on Christmas and never asks for a raise.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

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A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »

A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »

Why was the AI promoted to Senior Partner? Because it was the on...read more »

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »

The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »

Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »

@Encarta_User11/13/2014 03:16I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Dial_Up_King03/22/2000 11:10Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Yugioh_Duelist05/19/2006 01:56You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@He_Man_Power06/17/2000 13:07I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@AllYourBase_9904/15/2006 16:02All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Success_Kid_Win04/17/2007 01:26Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

@Joe_Cartoon_G05/29/2014 17:08Press the button for more humor!