A five-minute errand that somehow takes three hours.
My mom said she’d be “right back” from the store. That was three years ago. I’m still waiting in the car.
🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The "Ask Your Dad" Loop
The ultimate administrative circle of doom.Mom: "Ask your dad." D...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Poker Face” Edition
In 2009, we were all busy mining diamonds in Minecraft ...read more »
1995 Vintage: The O.J. Trial
Yo mama is so big, when she sat on a white Ford Bronco, it turne...read more »
1997 Classic: The Titanic Tragedy
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the Titanic, the iceberg ...read more »
55 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2015 “The Force Awakens & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, we were all busy taking the "Left Shark" from the Super ...read more »
The Group Text Terror
When the family chat becomes her personal blog.My mom discovered ...read more »
1995 Vintage: The Starbucks Boom
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to Starbucks, she orders a "Ven...read more »
The Grocery Logic
Math for beginners at the supermarket checkout.My mom: "We have f...read more »
1996 Vintage: The Spice Girls Vibe
Yo mama is so old, when the Spice Girls sang "Tell me what you w...read more »
1996 Vintage: The Tickle Me Elmo Fever
Yo mama is so scary, when she tried to tickle Elmo, he stopped l...read more »
😜 More from category: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Memory Lane Trip
Using your childhood photos as social leverage.My mom keeps my ba...read more »
The Look
A visual communication tool more effective than any text message....read more »
1996 Vintage: The Macarena Craze
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the "Macarena" was a new pasta...read more »
1996 Archive: The Independence Day Special
Yo mama is so fat, when the aliens tried to beam her up in Indep...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online these days.
my dad is going to love this. he is a master of suchars.
i actually had to explain this to my roommate. he is the slow one here.