Yo mama is so old, when the Spice Girls sang “Tell me what you want, what you really, really want,” she answered: “A nap and a functioning hip.”
Part of the 54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Spice Up Your Life” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
The power of three... laughs!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
A wild laugh appeared!