Yo mama is so ugly, when Mike Tyson saw her, he decided he’d rather eat his own ears than look at her for another round.
Part of the 55 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
55 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2015 “The Force Awakens & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, we were all busy taking the "Left Shark" from the Super ...read more »
The Clean Room Miracle
Turning a disaster zone into a five-star hotel in ten minutes.My ...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & Fellowship” Edition
In 2001, we were all obsessed with rings, ogres, and wizards. It ...read more »
1997 Vintage: The Pathfinder Mars Mission
Yo mama is so big, when NASA’s Pathfinder landed on Mars, it act...read more »
1996 Vintage: The Nintendo 64 Launch
Yo mama is so ugly, when she played Super Mario 64, Bowser surre...read more »
1996 Vintage: The Tickle Me Elmo Fever
Yo mama is so scary, when she tried to tickle Elmo, he stopped l...read more »
The Mom Voice
A sound frequency that can stop time and bad behavior.My mom does...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, we all cried "I love you 3000," while Yo Mama was eating...read more »
1996 Archive: The Space Jam Moment
Yo mama is so fat, when she tried to dunk in Space Jam, she didn...read more »
1997 Classic: The Notorious B.I.G. Tribute
Yo mama is so fat, when Diddy sang "I'll Be Missing You," he was...read more »
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55 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Toilet Paper” Edition
In 2020, we all learned how to use Zoom, while Yo Mama was trying...read more »
1995 Archive: The Batman Forever
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought "Batman Forever" was a promise...read more »
55 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition
In 2007, we stopped clicking buttons and started swiping the scre...read more »
The Cooking Confidence
A recipe that only works if she’s the one making it.I followed my...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
This is why we need the internet.
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!