54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & Fellowship” Edition

In 2001, we were all obsessed with rings, ogres, and wizards. It was the year of the first Harry Potter movie, the launch of the iPod, and the realization that Yo Mama is the only creature in Middle-earth that Sauron’s Eye refused to look at because it didn’t have enough megapixels to process the horror.

The 2001 Top 10: The “One Ring to Rule Them All” Burns

1. The Lord of the Rings: Yo mama is so fat, when she wore the One Ring, it didn’t make her invisible—it just made the Ring scream in agony.
2. The Shrek Special: Yo mama is so ugly, when she walked into Shrek’s swamp, he said: “Okay, you know what? You can have the place. I’ll take my chances with the dragon.”
3. The iPod Launch: Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to put a real apple into her new iPod so it would have “more flavor.”
4. The Harry Potter Premiere: Yo mama is so old, she was a lunch lady at Hogwarts when Dumbledore was still losing his baby teeth.
5. The Wikipedia Debut: Yo mama is so fat, when Wikipedia started, her entry was so long it crashed every server in North America.
6. The Monsters, Inc.: Yo mama is so scary, when she walked through a closet door, Sulley and Mike Wazowski quit their jobs and went into accounting.
7. The Halo Launch: Yo mama is so stupid, she thought “Master Chief” was a new brand of microwaveable ravioli.
8. The Fast & Furious: Yo mama is so big, when she got into a street race, she didn’t need nitro—she just needed a downhill slope to cause a tectonic shift.
9. The Britney Spears Vibe: Yo mama is so fat, when Britney sang “I’m a Slave 4 U,” she was actually talking about the buffet line where your mama was holding her hostage.
10. The Ocean’s Eleven: Yo mama is so fat, George Clooney didn’t need ten other guys to rob the casino; he just had your mama sit on the vault until it popped.

The Full 2001 Yo Mama Archive (Selected Highlights)

11. Yo mama is so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention to the news.
12. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a “NASA” shirt, small moons start orbiting her.
13. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to “Google” her car keys in the kitchen sink.
14. Yo mama is so ugly, when she joins a Zoom call (even 20 years early), the internet disconnects itself out of self-defense.
15. Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate is written on a fossil.
16. Yo mama is so fat, her shadow has its own gravitational pull.
17. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to charge her phone in the toaster.
18. Yo mama is so poor, her “jacuzzi” is a bucket with a straw in it.
19. Yo mama is so ugly, her reflection in the mirror is just a “404 Not Found” error.
20. Yo mama is so fat, when she sits on a dollar, she creates four quarters and a dime.
21. Yo mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a party because she heard the drinks were “on the house.”
22. Yo mama is so old, she knew the “Three Musketeers” when they were still “The Three Amigos.”
23. Yo mama is so fat, when she jumps, she gets stuck.
24. Yo mama is so poor, she waves a wet towel around and calls it “a humid day.”
25. Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a “Medusa” into a pile of gravel.
26. Yo mama is so stupid, she put a “Do Not Disturb” sign on her forehead and wondered why she was lonely.
27. Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t read the menu—she gives a “mission statement.”
28. Yo mama is so old, she remember when the Milky Way was just a “Half-and-Half” Way.
29. Yo mama is so poor, she puts a “For Rent” sign on her cardboard box.
30. Yo mama is so ugly, even a blind man would walk away.
31. Yo mama is so fat, she’s the reason the Earth isn’t flat anymore.
32. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a “hard drive” was a trip through the mountains.
33. Yo mama is so old, she sat behind Jesus in homeroom.
34. Yo mama is so fat, she doesn’t need a car—she just waits for the planet to rotate to where she wants to go.
35. Yo mama is so poor, her “silverware” is just plastic sporks from Taco Bell.
36. Yo mama is so ugly, when she walked into a haunted house, the ghosts started screaming for help.
37. Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at an orange juice carton for three hours because it said “Concentrate.”
38. Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Maple Syrup.
39. Yo mama is so old, her social security number is “X.”
40. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to the airport just to smell the duty-free perfume.
41. Yo mama is so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the doctor.
42. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to light a candle with a flashlight.
43. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears yellow, everyone yells “Taxi!”
44. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a Squire.
45. Yo mama is so poor, she uses a Cheeto as a glow stick.
46. Yo mama is so ugly, her face is the reason the “Scream” mask was invented.
47. Yo mama is so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.
48. Yo mama is so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt.
49. Yo mama is so old, she remember when the sun was just a nightlight.
50. Yo mama is so poor, she waves a popsicle stick around and calls it “Air Conditioning.”
51. Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks out the window, she gets arrested for mooning the neighborhood.
52. Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
53. Yo mama is so fat, when she walks, the neighbors have to check the Richter scale.
54. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the “Fellowship of the Ring” was a jewelry store convention.