A warning shot fired across the dinner table.
My mom told me to watch my tone. I looked at the floor and said, “I don’t see it anywhere.” That was the day I learned how fast a flip-flop can travel.
🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
1995 Legacy: The Braveheart Legacy
Yo mama is so hairy, when she walked out in a kilt, people shout...read more »
1996 Archive: The Independence Day Special
Yo mama is so fat, when the aliens tried to beam her up in Indep...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Baby Shark” Edition
In 2018, we were all busy doing the Floss dance and try...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Armageddon” Edition
In 1998, we were all worried about the Y2K bug, while Yo Mama was...read more »
The Grocery Store Run
A five-minute errand that somehow takes three hours.My mom said s...read more »
The Group Text Terror
When the family chat becomes her personal blog.My mom discovered ...read more »
53 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, we were all trying to hit the high notes of "A Moment Li...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & NFT” Edition
In 2021, we were all busy investing in digital drawings of monkey...read more »
The Cooking Confidence
A recipe that only works if she’s the one making it.I followed my...read more »
1997 Archive: The Mike Tyson Incident
Yo mama is so ugly, when Mike Tyson saw her, he decided he’d rat...read more »
😜 More from category: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2016 “Pokemon GO & Deadpool” Edition
In 2016, we were all busy flipping water bottles and trying to ca...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2022 “Oscar Slap & Twitter Takeover” Edition
In 2022, we all learned that a joke can travel faster than a slap...read more »
The Laundry Prophecy
Knowing exactly when the red sock will ruin the whites.My mom can...read more »
The Handbag Mystery
A portal to another dimension carried on her shoulder.My mom’s pu...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
this is why we have the internet. for this kind of gold.
so true about managers. they never get the punchline anyway.
the logic holds up. i checked. lol.