A portal to another dimension carried on her shoulder.
My mom’s purse contains: a snack, a first-aid kit, three types of lip balm, a spare tire, and the lost city of Atlantis.
🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
1996 Vintage: The Tickle Me Elmo Fever
Yo mama is so scary, when she tried to tickle Elmo, he stopped l...read more »
55 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition
In 2007, we stopped clicking buttons and started swiping the scre...read more »
1995 Vintage: The O.J. Trial
Yo mama is so big, when she sat on a white Ford Bronco, it turne...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Spice Up Your Life” Edition
In 1996, the world was changing. Independence Day showed us alien...read more »
1995 Legacy: The Dial-Up Speed
Yo mama is so slow, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.P...read more »
1996 Archive: The Independence Day Special
Yo mama is so fat, when the aliens tried to beam her up in Indep...read more »
50 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1999 “Matrix & Millennium Bug” Edition
In 1999, everyone was preparing for the end of the world, but the...read more »
55 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2025 “AI Supremacy & Mars Colonization” Edition
In 2025, we don't even talk to people anymore—we just send our AI...read more »
The Grocery Logic
Math for beginners at the supermarket checkout.My mom: "We have f...read more »
The Minivan Speed
Driving 15 kids to soccer practice requires professional skill.Do...read more »
😜 More from category: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, we all cried "I love you 3000," while Yo Mama was eating...read more »
55 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Toilet Paper” Edition
In 2020, we all learned how to use Zoom, while Yo Mama was trying...read more »
The Clean Room Miracle
Turning a disaster zone into a five-star hotel in ten minutes.My ...read more »
1995 Legacy: The Windows 95 Launch
Yo mama is so fat, when she tried to install Windows 95, the com...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
found this via google search and i’m glad i did. bookmarked!
this describes my entire week so far. brain mode: OFF.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.