Math for beginners at the supermarket checkout.
My mom: “We have food at home.” The food at home: A single slice of American cheese and a jar of pickles from 2019.
🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram” Edition
In 2010, we started taking photos of our lunch before eating it, ...read more »
1997 Classic: The Teletubbies Invasion
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the Teletubbies were a new bra...read more »
The "Because I Said So"
The only legal argument that is truly bulletproof.I asked my mom ...read more »
1996 Archive: The Independence Day Special
Yo mama is so fat, when the aliens tried to beam her up in Indep...read more »
The Mom Voice
A sound frequency that can stop time and bad behavior.My mom does...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, we all cried "I love you 3000," while Yo Mama was eating...read more »
1995 Classic: The NASA Discovery
Yo mama is so fat, NASA used her to test the gravity on Jupiter....read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2013 “GTA V & Frozen” Edition
In 2013, we were all busy robbing banks in Los Santos and trying ...read more »
1995 Legacy: The Dial-Up Speed
Yo mama is so slow, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.P...read more »
53 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, we all asked AI to do our jobs while we watched a 3-hour...read more »
😜 More from category: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
55 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition
In 2007, we stopped clicking buttons and started swiping the scre...read more »
1996 Vintage: The Macarena Craze
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the "Macarena" was a new pasta...read more »
1995 Vintage: The Starbucks Boom
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to Starbucks, she orders a "Ven...read more »
1995 Legacy: The Windows 95 Launch
Yo mama is so fat, when she tried to install Windows 95, the com...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
shared this with my coworkers. now nobody is working.
the logic here is flawless. if only my life was this simple lol.
i was expecting a different ending but this was a pleasant surprise!