52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram” Edition

In 2010, we started taking photos of our lunch before eating it, while Yo Mama was busy eating the lunch, the table, and the photographer. It was the year of The Social Network, the iPad launch, and the realization that Yo Mama is the only person who can get stuck in a dream within a dream just because she couldn’t find her way out of a walk-in closet.

The 2010 Top 10: The “Dream Within a Dream” Burns

1. The Inception Special: Yo mama is so fat, when Leonardo DiCaprio tried to plant an idea in her head, he got lost in her first chin and had to wait for the “kick” to wake up three years later.
2. The Instagram Launch: Yo mama is so ugly, when she uploaded her first photo to Instagram, the app automatically added a “Warning: Not for Human Eyes” filter.
3. The iPad Debut: Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the iPad was a giant high-tech feminine hygiene product and tried to carry it in her purse.
4. The Toy Story 3: Yo mama is so old, she remembers when Mr. Potato Head was just a regular potato and he didn’t have any accessories.
5. The Justin Bieber Fever: Yo mama is so stupid, when Justin Bieber sang “Baby, Baby, Baby, Oh!”, she thought he was announcing her pregnancy results.
6. The Walking Dead Premiere: Yo mama is so scary, when the zombies saw her, they started boarding up the windows and praying for a quick ending.
7. The Iron Man 2: Yo mama is so fat, when Tony Stark tried to scan her for the new arc reactor, the computer said: “Target too large. Please move to the next hemisphere.”
8. The Despicable Me: Yo mama is so ugly, Gru didn’t need to steal the moon; he just showed the world your mama’s face and everyone surrendered out of pure shock.
9. The Angry Birds Craze: Yo mama is so big, the birds didn’t need a slingshot to hit her—they just flew in any direction and eventually crashed into her shoulder.
10. The Katy Perry “California Gurls”: Yo mama is so fat, when Katy Perry sang about “Daisy Dukes on top,” she was actually talking about the size of the tent your mama uses for pants.

The Full 2010 Yo Mama Archive (Selected Highlights)

11. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to the local car wash just to get a drink from the hose.
12. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a “Don’t Panic” shirt, it covers so much area that people in the next town start panicking.
13. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to “swipe left” on her bathroom mirror.
14. Yo mama is so ugly, her birth certificate is a “Terms and Conditions” agreement that nobody wanted to sign.
15. Yo mama is so old, her Social Security number is just the number “2” (She says she’ll never forgive Eve for that apple).
16. Yo mama is so fat, her belt size is “To Be Continued on 4G.”
17. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought “The Cloud” was a place where you could get free marshmallows.
18. Yo mama is so poor, her “flatscreen TV” is a window with a black frame around it.
19. Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a “Beauty” vlog into a horror movie.
20. Yo mama is so fat, when she falls down, she doesn’t make a sound—she makes a Richter scale reading.
21. Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to a “data stream” because she heard it was “liquid.”
22. Yo mama is so old, she remember when the “Dead Sea” was still “The Sea that Needs a Nap.”
23. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears yellow, everyone yells “Taxi!”—even the ISS astronauts.
24. Yo mama is so poor, she waves a wet towel around and calls it “a spa experience.”
25. Yo mama is so ugly, she made Medusa look like a supermodel.
26. Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car… again.
27. Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t look at the menu—she looks at the blueprints.
28. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a Prince’s footman.
29. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to the bank just to stand in the air conditioning.
30. Yo mama is so ugly, even a blind man would say “No thanks.”
31. Yo mama is so fat, her shadow has its own zip code and its own time zone.
32. Yo mama is so stupid, she put a “Do Not Disturb” sign on her forehead and wondered why no one would talk to her.
33. Yo mama is so old, she sat next to Moses in kindergarten.
34. Yo mama is so fat, she’s the reason the Earth has a slight bulge at the equator.
35. Yo mama is so poor, she uses a Cheeto as a highlighter.
36. Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the cameras to save the viewers.
37. Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at an orange juice carton for three hours because it said “Concentrate.”
38. Yo mama is so fat, she needs a GPS to find her own feet.
39. Yo mama is so old, she has a signed copy of the Ten Commandments.
40. Yo mama is so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention.
41. Yo mama is so ugly, her face is the reason we have the “Skip Ad” button.
42. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to light a match with a flashlight.
43. Yo mama is so fat, her necktie is a beach towel.
44. Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate says “Expired.”
45. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to McDonald’s to put a McDouble on layaway.
46. Yo mama is so ugly, she turned Medusa into a pile of salt.
47. Yo mama is so stupid, she put sugar on the bed because she wanted “sweet dreams.”
48. Yo mama is so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt.
49. Yo mama is so old, her birthday candles are the primary cause of global warming.
50. Yo mama is so poor, she waves a popsicle stick around and calls it “Air Conditioning.”
51. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the “G-20 Summit” was a new brand of mountain bike.
52. Yo mama is so fat, when she jumps into the air, she gets stuck.