1995 Legacy: The Pager Problem

Yo mama is so old, her pager number is 1.

🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The most valuable inheritance in any American household.You know ...read more »

In 2020, we all learned how to use Zoom, while Yo Mama was trying...read more »

In 1995, if you wanted to destroy someone’s reputation, you didn'...read more »

In 2003, we were all busy burning CDs and watching a clownfish lo...read more »

In 1996, the world was changing. Independence Day showed us alien...read more »

In 2015, we were all busy taking the "Left Shark" from the Super ...read more »

Yo mama is so hairy, when she walked out in a kilt, people shout...read more »

Yo mama is so big, when she sat on a white Ford Bronco, it turne...read more »

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the "Macarena" was a new pasta...read more »

A five-minute errand that somehow takes three hours.My mom said s...read more »

In 2000, we were all worried about computers taking over the worl...read more »

Yo mama is so fat, when the aliens tried to beam her up in Indep...read more »

Yo mama is so ugly, when Andy saw her, he thought Sid had moved ...read more »

Yo mama is so fat, NASA used her to test the gravity on Jupiter....read more »

@Hellboy_Red12/17/2002 04:53I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Orange_Mocha_F03/05/2008 22:18Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Top_List_Winner09/10/1999 06:46Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Protoss_Pylon01/28/2011 00:42You must construct additional laughs!

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan02/29/1996 10:43Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!