55 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2015 “The Force Awakens & Hotline Bling” Edition

In 2015, we were all busy taking the “Left Shark” from the Super Bowl and turning it into a meme. It was the year of Mad Max: Fury Road, the launch of Apple Watch, and the realization that Yo Mama is the only person who can make Kylo Ren cry without even using a lightsaber—she just looked at him and said “I’m your new step-mom.”

The 2015 Top 10: The “Kylo Ren & Hotline Bling” Burns

1. The Force Awakens: Yo mama is so fat, when she walked onto the Millennium Falcon, Han Solo said: “Chewie, we’re gonna need a bigger galaxy.”
2. The Hotline Bling: Yo mama is so stupid, when she watched Drake’s “Hotline Bling” video, she thought he was trying to signal a waiter for more appetizers.
3. The Mad Max Special: Yo mama is so hairy, when she drove through Fury Road, Immortan Joe shouted: “Witness me!” and then immediately closed his eyes to avoid the trauma.
4. The Apple Watch Launch: Yo mama is so fat, she doesn’t wear an Apple Watch—she wears an Apple iMac strapped to her wrist with a bungee cord.
5. The Left Shark Vibe: Yo mama is so stupid, she auditioned for the Super Bowl halftime show as “The Right Shark” but got lost on the way to the stage and ended up at a SeaWorld buffet.
6. The Jurassic World: Yo mama is so scary, when the Indominus Rex saw her, it decided to camouflage itself as a bush and stay that way until she left the park.
7. The Inside Out Movie: Yo mama is so fat, the “Joy” in her head is just a picture of a cheeseburger, and “Sadness” is when the drive-thru is closed.
8. The Martian Premiere: Yo mama is so big, when Matt Damon got stuck on Mars, he didn’t grow potatoes—he just set up a campsite on your mama’s left foot and waited for rescue.
9. The Adele “Hello”: Yo mama is so old, when Adele sang “Hello from the other side,” your mama picked up her rotary phone and said: “I told you not to call me during Wheel of Fortune!”
10. The Minions Craze: Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the Minions were giant Tic-Tacs and tried to swallow five of them to freshen her breath.

The Full 2015 Yo Mama Archive (Selected Highlights)

11. Yo mama is so poor, she has to go to the park to use the sunlight for a flashlight.
12. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a “Loading…” shirt, the internet speed in the whole neighborhood drops to 2G.
13. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to “recharge” her actual batteries by putting them in the blender.
14. Yo mama is so ugly, her birth certificate has a “Viewer Discretion Advised” warning on the front.
15. Yo mama is so old, her Social Security number is just the letter “A.”
16. Yo mama is so fat, her belt size is “To Be Continued on Disney+.”
17. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought “Apple Pay” meant she could buy groceries with actual fruit.
18. Yo mama is so poor, her “home security system” is a drawing of a gun on a piece of cardboard.
19. Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a “Beauty” filter into a “Fatal Error.”
20. Yo mama is so fat, when she falls, she doesn’t make a sound—she makes a news report.
21. Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to a “live stream” because she heard there was “content.”
22. Yo mama is so old, she remember when the “Big Bang” was just a “Minor Argument.”
23. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears yellow, everyone yells “Taxi!”—even the airplanes.
24. Yo mama is so poor, she waves a wet towel around and calls it “a spa experience.”
25. Yo mama is so ugly, she made Medusa look like a Victoria’s Secret model.
26. Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car… while she was the one walking it.
27. Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t look at the menu—she looks at the blueprints.
28. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a Prince’s footman.
29. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to the bank just to stand in the air conditioning.
30. Yo mama is so ugly, even a blind man would say “No thanks, I’m good.”
31. Yo mama is so fat, her shadow has its own zip code and its own time zone.
32. Yo mama is so stupid, she put a “Do Not Disturb” sign on her forehead and wondered why no one would talk to her.
33. Yo mama is so old, she sat next to Moses in kindergarten… and she was the one who taught him how to color.
34. Yo mama is so fat, she’s the reason the Earth has a slight bulge at the equator.
35. Yo mama is so poor, she uses a Cheeto as a highlighter.
36. Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the cameras to save the viewers.
37. Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at an orange juice carton for three hours because it said “Concentrate.”
38. Yo mama is so fat, she needs a GPS to find her own feet.
39. Yo mama is so old, she has a signed copy of the Ten Commandments.
40. Yo mama is so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention.
41. Yo mama is so ugly, her face is the reason we have the “Skip Ad” button.
42. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to light a match with a flashlight.
43. Yo mama is so fat, her necktie is a beach towel.
44. Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate says “Expired.”
45. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to McDonald’s to put a McDouble on layaway.
46. Yo mama is so ugly, she turned Medusa into a pile of salt.
47. Yo mama is so stupid, she put sugar on the bed because she wanted “sweet dreams.”
48. Yo mama is so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt.
49. Yo mama is so old, her birthday candles are the primary cause of global warming.
50. Yo mama is so poor, she waves a popsicle stick around and calls it “Air Conditioning.”
51. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the “G-20 Summit” was a new brand of mountain bike.
52. Yo mama is so fat, when she jumps into the air, she gets stuck.
53. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought “WiFi” stood for “Why I Fail Internally.”
54. Yo mama is so fat, when she walked onto the set of Gravity, the director told her she was the only planet they needed to film.
55. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to “poke” someone in real life because she thought she was still on Facebook.