1997 Vintage: The Pathfinder Mars Mission

Yo mama is so big, when NASA’s Pathfinder landed on Mars, it actually just landed on your mama’s backside while she was sunbathing in Arizona.

🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Yo mama is so fat, when the aliens tried to beam her up in Indep...read more »

In 2005, we stopped watching TV and started watching people eat c...read more »

Yo mama is so fat, when she tried to dunk in Space Jam, she didn...read more »

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to Starbucks, she orders a "Ven...read more »

In 2022, we all learned that a joke can travel faster than a slap...read more »

In 2011, we were all busy shouting "Fus Ro Dah!" and trying to su...read more »

When your kids only hear the word "cookie" from a mile away.I can...read more »

In 2020, we all learned how to use Zoom, while Yo Mama was trying...read more »

In 1995, if you wanted to destroy someone’s reputation, you didn'...read more »

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the Titanic, the iceberg ...read more »

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the transparent iMac was a mic...read more »

Yo mama is so big, when she does the Macarena, she creates a loc...read more »

In 2025, we don't even talk to people anymore—we just send our AI...read more »

In 2018, we were all busy doing the Floss dance and try...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid09/11/2006 20:19Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@The_Mask_Smokin08/08/1999 04:47P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Matrix_Rebel04/11/1995 19:56I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Austin_Powers_Doctor11/20/2014 15:20One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Tank_Operator10/04/2004 19:05Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Leet_Speaker_7703/10/2004 13:327h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!