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1995 Vintage: The Starbucks Boom

 Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to Starbucks, she orders a “Venti-Everything.”

Part of the 52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Pager” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User03/25/2008 01:34I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Voodoo_3dfx12/10/2009 13:08The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Rewritable_CD03/05/2014 12:04I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Reddit_Original10/06/2008 13:24The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob05/23/2006 17:09The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
@Newgrounds_User03/01/1997 01:10Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

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