Yo mama is so fat, when she ran the 100m dash in Atlanta, she took a shortcut through Florida and still finished in last place.
Part of the 54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Spice Up Your Life” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
1996 Vintage: The Macarena Craze
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the "Macarena" was a new pasta...read more »
1998 Vintage: The iMac G3 Revolution
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the transparent iMac was a mic...read more »
The "Ask Your Dad" Loop
The ultimate administrative circle of doom.Mom: "Ask your dad." D...read more »
53 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, we were all trying to hit the high notes of "A Moment Li...read more »
The Tech Support Struggle
When the IT department is just her son on a Sunday afternoon.My m...read more »
1995 Vintage: The Toy Story Vibe
Yo mama is so ugly, when Andy saw her, he thought Sid had moved ...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Poker Face” Edition
In 2009, we were all busy mining diamonds in Minecraft ...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2016 “Pokemon GO & Deadpool” Edition
In 2016, we were all busy flipping water bottles and trying to ca...read more »
55 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2015 “The Force Awakens & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, we were all busy taking the "Left Shark" from the Super ...read more »
The "Because I Said So"
The only legal argument that is truly bulletproof.I asked my mom ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The 3 AM Panic
Waking up to a realization that could have waited until breakfast...read more »
1995 Vintage: The O.J. Trial
Yo mama is so big, when she sat on a white Ford Bronco, it turne...read more »
53 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2011 “Game of Thrones & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, we were all busy shouting "Fus Ro Dah!" and trying to su...read more »
1995 Legacy: The Dial-Up Speed
Yo mama is so slow, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.P...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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It really whips the llama's ass!
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
High five for this joke!
You must construct additional laughs!