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The “Because I Said So”

The only legal argument that is truly bulletproof.

I asked my mom for a logical explanation. She gave me the “Because I said so.” Case closed. No appeal.

🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025

54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Market Crash” Edition
In 2008, the economy went down faster than Yo Mama at a free donu...read more »
1995 Classic: The NASA Discovery
 Yo mama is so fat, NASA used her to test the gravity on Jupiter....read more »
The Clean Room Miracle
Turning a disaster zone into a five-star hotel in ten minutes.My ...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & Fellowship” Edition
In 2001, we were all obsessed with rings, ogres, and wizards. It ...read more »
The "Ask Your Dad" Loop
The ultimate administrative circle of doom.Mom: "Ask your dad." D...read more »
1996 Legacy: The Atlanta Olympics
 Yo mama is so fat, when she ran the 100m dash in Atlanta, she to...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2016 “Pokemon GO & Deadpool” Edition
In 2016, we were all busy flipping water bottles and trying to ca...read more »
1997 Classic: The Teletubbies Invasion
 Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the Teletubbies were a new bra...read more »
1997 Archive: The Spice World Movie
 Yo mama is so stupid, she went to see Spice World and brought a ...read more »
50 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1999 “Matrix & Millennium Bug” Edition
In 1999, everyone was preparing for the end of the world, but the...read more »

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1998 Vintage: The iMac G3 Revolution
 Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the transparent iMac was a mic...read more »
1997 Vintage: The Pathfinder Mars Mission
 Yo mama is so big, when NASA’s Pathfinder landed on Mars, it act...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & NFT” Edition
In 2021, we were all busy investing in digital drawings of monkey...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Pager” Edition
In 1995, if you wanted to destroy someone’s reputation, you didn'...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Men_In_Black_J02/14/1996 19:00Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Bluetooth_Bot07/26/2007 15:18Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball11/10/2008 05:01Deadly funny! Watch out!
@Blink_Tag_User07/06/2013 12:06<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Reddit_Original06/04/2015 14:26The front page of the internet... in 1999!

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4 thoughts on “The “Because I Said So””

  1. User_861
    User_861 [Human Verified]

    i’ve been scrolling for 20 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.

  2. User_561
    User_561 [Human Verified]

    lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.

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