The only legal argument that is truly bulletproof.
I asked my mom for a logical explanation. She gave me the “Because I said so.” Case closed. No appeal.
🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Market Crash” Edition
In 2008, the economy went down faster than Yo Mama at a free donu...read more »
1995 Classic: The NASA Discovery
Yo mama is so fat, NASA used her to test the gravity on Jupiter....read more »
The Clean Room Miracle
Turning a disaster zone into a five-star hotel in ten minutes.My ...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & Fellowship” Edition
In 2001, we were all obsessed with rings, ogres, and wizards. It ...read more »
The "Ask Your Dad" Loop
The ultimate administrative circle of doom.Mom: "Ask your dad." D...read more »
1996 Legacy: The Atlanta Olympics
Yo mama is so fat, when she ran the 100m dash in Atlanta, she to...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2016 “Pokemon GO & Deadpool” Edition
In 2016, we were all busy flipping water bottles and trying to ca...read more »
1997 Classic: The Teletubbies Invasion
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the Teletubbies were a new bra...read more »
1997 Archive: The Spice World Movie
Yo mama is so stupid, she went to see Spice World and brought a ...read more »
50 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1999 “Matrix & Millennium Bug” Edition
In 1999, everyone was preparing for the end of the world, but the...read more »
😜 More from category: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
1998 Vintage: The iMac G3 Revolution
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the transparent iMac was a mic...read more »
1997 Vintage: The Pathfinder Mars Mission
Yo mama is so big, when NASA’s Pathfinder landed on Mars, it act...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & NFT” Edition
In 2021, we were all busy investing in digital drawings of monkey...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Pager” Edition
In 1995, if you wanted to destroy someone’s reputation, you didn'...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Deadly funny! Watch out!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
i’ve been scrolling for 20 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.
real humor for real people. keep em coming!
Is it bad that I’ve heard 90% of these?