The Sarcasm Warning
A essential disclaimer for modern communication. Sarcasm: because beating people up is illegal.
The “Because I Said So”
The only legal argument that is truly bulletproof. I asked my mom for a logical explanation. She gave me the “Because I said so.” Case… Read More »The “Because I Said So”
2025 Vintage: The “You’re on Mute” (Year 6)
Why did the employee get a trophy? For the most hours spent talking to an AI agent that wasn’t even listening. Part of the 81… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “You’re on Mute” (Year 6)
2022 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Hands
“Steady as a surgeon’s.” “Is that because of the new ‘Anti-Shake’ software?” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition archive.… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Hands
2020 Legacy: The Garden
She told the weeds they were “the only thing in the yard with any real ambition during the lockdown.” Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Garden
2019 Classic: Spider-Man Leaving/Rejoining the MCU
Why were the cousins so confused? Because one minute the turkey was part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and the next minute it was a… Read More »2019 Classic: Spider-Man Leaving/Rejoining the MCU
2018 Archive: The Equalizer 2
“I’m a vigilante for the people!” “Start by being a vigilante for the laundry and equalize the sock pile.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2018… Read More »2018 Archive: The Equalizer 2
2018 Legacy: The Show Dogs Cringe
Why was it a target? For a scene involving dog grooming that was so uncomfortable the Razzies (and the public) had to demand a re-edit.… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Show Dogs Cringe
2018 Vintage: The Venom Movie
Why was the traveler talking to his sandwich? Because he saw the movie and was convinced he had a “symbiote” that only liked airport turkey.… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Venom Movie
2018 Classic: The Tree
I’m “branching” out to new games. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified