2017 Archive: The Sheep
I’m “following” the top influencers. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Archive: The Pokemon GO Launch
Why was the 2016 BBQ so crowded? Because there was a “Lure Module” on the grill, and half the neighborhood showed up not for the… Read More »2016 Archive: The Pokemon GO Launch
2015 Archive: The “Locked Away”
Adam Levine and R. City. If I got locked away, would you still love me? Probably not if you’re still crashing weddings. Part of the… Read More »2015 Archive: The “Locked Away”
2015 Vintage: The The Martian Teasers
Why was the Dad growing potatoes in the flower bed? Because Matt Damon convinced him that “Science-ing the sh*t out of this” was the only… Read More »2015 Vintage: The The Martian Teasers
2015 Archive: The MRE “Spinach Fettuccine”
Why was it still there? To ensure that “Suffering” remains a core part of the military experience. Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2015… Read More »2015 Archive: The MRE “Spinach Fettuccine”
2014 Archive: The Bryan Cranston vs. Matthew McConaughey Duel
Why did “Rust Cohle” lose to “Heisenberg”? For proving that being a TV legend is more important than being an Oscar winner with a philosophical… Read More »2014 Archive: The Bryan Cranston vs. Matthew McConaughey Duel
2014 Archive: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all day! Part of the 47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy… Read More »2014 Archive: The Ben
2013 Classic: The Snake
I’m “hiss-terical” when the internet drops out. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Legacy: The Daft Punk (Get Lucky) Fan
“We’ve come too far… to give up who we are… so let’s screw this in and get lucky.” Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Daft Punk (Get Lucky) Fan
2013 Classic: The Miley VMA Shock
I’ve never seen a foam finger used that way. I think 2013 is the year we officially lost our collective innocence and our sense of… Read More »2013 Classic: The Miley VMA Shock