Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all day!
Part of the 47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy & Galaxy Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition
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2025 Archive: The Hugo
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2025 Archive: The Robin
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2025 Classic: The Cargo (Again)
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2025 Classic: The Prompt
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!