47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy & Galaxy Edition

The 2014 Top 10: Ice Buckets & Guardians

1. The Groot: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / I am. / I am who? / I am Groot! (Now open the door or I’ll grow through it!)
2. The Ice Bucket: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice. / Ice who? / Ice Bucket Challenge! Open up or I’m pouring this water on you!
3. The Pharrell: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Happy. / Happy who? / Because I’m happy… clap along if you feel like letting me in!
4. The Lego: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Everything is. / Everything is who? / Everything is awesome! (Except standing out here in the hall!)
5. The iPhone 6: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Bend. / Bend who? / Bend (Don’t) put me in your pocket or I might bend! (Referring to Bendgate)
6. The Taylor: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shake. / Shake who? / Shake it off, shake it off! Just open the door!
7. The Cargo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my GoPro caught the whole thing!
8. The Lettuce: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, Interstellar is starting and it’s long!
9. The Tank: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2014 Bestie!
10. The Europe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I’m just a Star-Lord!

The Full 2014 Archive (Extended List)

11. The Wooden: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new smartwatch?
12. The Alex: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain why I’m late when you let me in!
13. The Annie: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home?
14. The Dwayne: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, the ice is melting!
15. The Ice Cream: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “Happy New Year 2014!”
16. The Honeydew: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park?
17. The Doris: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key!
18. The Leaf: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a message on my Facebook wall!
19. The Canoe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this?
20. The Police: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in!
21. The Amos: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me!
22. The Anita: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your charger!
23. The Hatch: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!
24. The Shore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re happy!
25. The Otto: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better!
26. The Robin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge!
27. The Luke: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!
28. The Mustache: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!
29. The Theodore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!
30. The Ketchup: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new decade!
31. The Mikey: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!
32. The Ken: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in?
33. The Ida: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend!
34. The Alpine: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you!
35. The Wendy: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows!
36. The Hugo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way!
37. The Ivana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the mall!
38. The Ben: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all day!
39. The Orange: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I’m here?
40. The Banana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock, knock… (the loop)
41. The Orange (End): Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
42. The Abbott: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time you answered!
43. The Gladys: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys finally Friday!
44. The Isabel: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel working?
45. The Noah: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you’re still not opening!
46. The Harry: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up and open the door!
47. The 2014: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2014. / 2014 who? / 2,014 reasons why this year was awesome!