33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2018 Infinity Edition

In 2018, we were all asking “Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good.” It was the year of Avengers: Infinity War, the total domination of Fortnite in every household, and Drake’s “God’s Plan” charitable spree. These knock-knock jokes were the “Victory Royales” of 2018.

The 2018 Top 10: Thanos & Fortnite Follies

The Thanos: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Thanos. / Thanos who? / Thanos (Than-os) you’re still here, I thought you’d turn to dust!
The Fortnite: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Fortnite. / Fortnite who? / Fortnite (For-night) after night I’ve been knocking, let me in to play!
The Floss: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Floss. / Floss who? / Floss (I’ve-lost) my key while dancing, can I come in?
The Drake: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / God’s. / God’s who? / God’s Plan! I’m here to give you a surprise (and a joke)!
The Black Panther: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wakanda. / Wakanda who? / Wakanda (What-kind-of) person doesn’t open the door? Forever!
The Baby Shark: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Baby Shark. / Baby Shark who? / Baby Shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo! (Now it’s stuck in your head again!)
The Cargo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my Battle Bus is leaving!
The Lettuce: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re watching A Quiet Place (so shhh!).
The Tank: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2018 Bestie!
The Europe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I’m just trying to get a Victory Royale!

The Full 2018 Archive (Extended List)

The Wooden: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new skin?
The Alex: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain why I’m late when you let me in!
The Annie: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home?
The Dwayne: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m freezing!
The Ice Cream: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “Wakanda Forever!”
The Honeydew: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the movies?
The Doris: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key!
The Leaf: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a message on my Instagram!
The Canoe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this?
The Police: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in!
The Amos: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me!
The Anita: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your charger!
The Hatch: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!
The Shore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re happy!
The Otto: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better!
The Robin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge!
The Luke: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!
The Mustache: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!
The Theodore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!
The Ketchup: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends!
The Mikey: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!
The Orange: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I’m here?
The 2018: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2018. / 2018 who? / 2,018 reasons why this year was “perfectly balanced!”