38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2007 Smartphone Revolution

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in line for the first iPhone and debated the ending of The Deathly Hallows, these knock-knock jokes were the ultimate distraction. Here is the 2007 archive, where the “Who’s there?” meets the “Slide to unlock” era.

The 2007 Top 10: iPhone & Magic Finale

The iPhone: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / i. / i who? / iPhone! I don’t need a key anymore, I just slide to unlock!
The Harry: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up and finish the last book, no spoilers!
The Ratatouille: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ratatouille. / Ratatouille who? / Ratatouille (Rather-you) let me in than a chef-rat!
The Rihanna: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Under my. / Under my who? / Under my umbrella-ella-ella! (Rihanna’s massive 2007 hit)
The Soulja: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Soulja. / Soulja who? / Soulja Boy tell ’em… open the door!
The Halo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Halo. / Halo who? / Halo-ween is far away, but Halo 3 is here! Let me in!
The Cargo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my iPhone has no buttons!
The Lettuce: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re watching Transformers!
The Tank: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my Top Friend!
The Europe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I’m just a muggle!

The Full 2007 Archive (Extended List)

The Wooden: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my touch screen?
The Alex: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain everything once I’m inside!
The Annie: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home?
The Dwayne: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub!
The Ice Cream: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “I love 2007!”
The Honeydew: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park?
The Doris: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key!
The Leaf: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a comment on my profile!
The Canoe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this?
The Police: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in!
The Amos: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me!
The Anita: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new app!
The Hatch: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!
The Shore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re happy!
The Otto: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better!
The Robin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge!
The Luke: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!
The Mustache: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!
The Theodore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!
The Ketchup: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends!
The Mikey: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!
The Ken: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in?
The Ida: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend!
The Alpine: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you!
The Wendy: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows!
The Hugo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way!
The Orange: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I’m here?
The 2007: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2007. / 2007 who? / 2,007 reasons why this year is magic!