2024 Vintage: The Sabrina

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espresso (Is-press-so) the doorbell already, I’m working late!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? /...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new U...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner08/24/2008 02:52Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@SpiderMan_Tobey01/07/2007 23:00With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Dark_Knight_Joker05/17/1996 06:15Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Snatch_Mickey08/06/1997 10:33Do ya like dags? And jokes?

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo05/12/2013 02:47Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Better_Off_Dead04/29/2008 19:54I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Dancing_Baby_9606/19/1996 14:30Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Friendster_Ghost09/15/2005 12:40Remember me? I’m still laughing.

@Grammar_Nazi_9902/28/2013 09:51Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!