Q: What do you call a…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A: A stick!
2025 Classic: The Ted Lasso Reunion
Why the whispers? Because rumors of a comeback made everyone in the room suddenly feel very optimistic. Part of the 36 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2025 Classic: The Ted Lasso Reunion
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2
Why were there so many gothic teenagers in 100-degree heat? Because Jenna Ortega made “Nevermore-core” the official look for the 2025 summer. Part of the… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2
2024 Classic: The AI Agent Stand-in
Why was the meeting so productive? Because every employee sent their AI Agent to represent them, and the robots reached a consensus in 30 seconds while the… Read More »2024 Classic: The AI Agent Stand-in
2024 Vintage: The Quiet Luxury (Part 2)
She says her “Quiet Luxury” is the luxury of not having to pay for a hotel because she can just “colonize” our guest room. Part… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Quiet Luxury (Part 2)
2024 Vintage: The Sabrina
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espresso (Is-press-so) the doorbell already, I’m working late! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Sabrina
2022 Vintage: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2022… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Ketchup
2022 Classic: The Mar-a-Lago Raid
Why was the FBI checking a basement in Florida? To find out if “Top Secret” documents make good coasters for a private club’s cocktail lounge.… Read More »2022 Classic: The Mar-a-Lago Raid
2020 Classic: The Touchscreen
Why did the blonde keep pressing her TV screen? She thought every screen was now an iPad. Part of the 62 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Classic: The Touchscreen
2020 Archive: The Palm Springs Loop
Why Andy Samberg? For a movie that felt incredibly relatable because it was about being stuck in the same day forever, which was basically everyone’s… Read More »2020 Archive: The Palm Springs Loop