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2013 Vintage: The Quvenzhané Wallis Purse

Why was the 9-year-old the star of the carpet? Because she carried a puppy-shaped purse and had more poise than actors who have been in the business since the silent era.

Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2013 “Argo, J-Law’s Trip & The Day-Lewis Hat Trick” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker01/10/2002 02:20It really whips the llama's ass!
@Discman_Skipper06/22/1997 16:35Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Toy_Story_Buzz02/08/2008 04:08To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Matrix_Rebel06/10/2012 02:08I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Railgun_Sniper09/09/2011 18:05I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

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