2014 Classic: The Seth Meyers Hosting
Why was the gala on a Monday? Because the MTV VMAs were on Sunday, and the Emmys knew that competing with Miley Cyrus twerking was… Read More »2014 Classic: The Seth Meyers Hosting
2013 Vintage: The Bar Stool
“Reserved for the guy who still thinks ‘Wassup’ is funny.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Bar Stool
2013 Vintage: The Quvenzhané Wallis Purse
Why was the 9-year-old the star of the carpet? Because she carried a puppy-shaped purse and had more poise than actors who have been in… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Quvenzhané Wallis Purse
2013 Legacy: The Bastille “Pompeii”
Why the “Eh-eh-o”? For the song that made every indie-pop fan feel like their walls were tumbling down in a very catchy way. Part of… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Bastille “Pompeii”
2013 Archive: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why Johnny Depp? For the moment he realized his career was becoming a collection of weird hats. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2013 Archive: Worst Actor Runner-up
2012 Vintage: The Pinterest Board Project
The home economics teacher telling students they couldn’t just print out a picture of a fancy cake from an online collection and call it their… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Pinterest Board Project
2012 Vintage: The Juice
I’m “concentrating” on the new year. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Classic: The Bear
I can’t “bear” another “Call Me Maybe” parody. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Classic: The 2012 Legacy
What’s the most 2012 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why a ‘Swipe’ is a legally binding gesture.” Part… Read More »2012 Classic: The 2012 Legacy
2010 Legacy: The Bill
“Why is there an ‘iFee’?” “Because I used a touch-screen to calculate it.” Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Bill