I can’t “bear” another “Call Me Maybe” parody.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
A joke for the end of the world.
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
I should make a game about this joke.
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.