“Reserved for the guy who still thinks ‘Wassup’ is funny.”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Stanly Cup Part 2
The craze is over, but the giant mugs are still taking up half t...read more »
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
2024 Archive: The ChatGPT-4o
A guy puts his phone on the bar and tells the AI, "Hey, describe...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
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