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2013 Vintage: The Bar Stool

 “Reserved for the guy who still thinks ‘Wassup’ is funny.”

Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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 The craze is over, but the giant mugs are still taking up half t...read more »
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
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In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »
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In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
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 A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
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In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
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 A guy puts his phone on the bar and tells the AI, "Hey, describe...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic03/04/1998 18:45This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Vaporwave_Original09/20/2010 01:59Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Web_Master_Flex11/03/2010 01:18I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Winamp_Playlist06/03/1998 03:59Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Wrestling_Nut07/04/2002 20:40Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@Offspring_Guy01/14/2007 05:29The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Brick_Tamland_L02/09/2012 16:10I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Marquee_Text_Fan07/12/2014 09:57<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

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