2012 Classic: The 2012 Legacy

What’s the most 2012 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why a ‘Swipe’ is a legally binding gesture.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »

A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »

The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »

@Jurassic_Park_Grant01/19/2015 04:16They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Sixteen_Candles03/17/2006 19:05I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Mini_Me_Rocks05/22/2001 09:35... (Laughter in silence).

@Borat_Very_Nice06/04/2005 20:49Very nice! Great success!

@Prestige_World_W06/26/2004 13:08Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).