2004 Archive: The Razr Flip
Why did the woman keep hanging up on her mom? She didn’t mean to; she just loved the “Snap” of the phone closing so much… Read More »2004 Archive: The Razr Flip
2002 Archive: Worst Actress
Why the tie between Madonna and Britney Spears? Because the Razzies couldn’t decide which pop star’s transition to film was a bigger trainwreck. Part of… Read More »2002 Archive: Worst Actress
2002 Archive: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe lend me a dollar for the arcade? Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2002 Archive: The Canoe
2002 Legacy: The Scared Tree
Why did the pine tree go to the barber? It needed to be “needled.” Part of the 56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Scared Tree
2001 Archive: The “Get the Party Started” P!nk Energy
Why was the 2001 finale so loud? Because P!nk arrived to make sure the “coming up” was as explosive as the fireworks. Part of the… Read More »2001 Archive: The “Get the Party Started” P!nk Energy
2000 Vintage: The Phone
She’s the only person who can make a “Call Waiting” beep sound like a personal attack. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2000 “New… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Phone
1999 Vintage: The End of the Impeachment
Why was Bill Clinton so happy in February? Because the Senate acquitted him, proving that in American politics, you can survive almost anything as long… Read More »1999 Vintage: The End of the Impeachment
1997 Vintage: The Carry-on Limit
Why was the flight delayed? A passenger tried to board with a “personal item” that was actually a desktop computer tower. Part of the 50… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Carry-on Limit
1997 Vintage: The DVD Early Adopter
“It’s way better than VHS, even if I only have two bulbs to choose from!” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro… Read More »1997 Vintage: The DVD Early Adopter
1997 Vintage: Madeleine Albright
Why was she the toughest person in the State Department? Because as the first female Secretary of State, she proved that “diplomacy” is just a… Read More »1997 Vintage: Madeleine Albright