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1999 Vintage: The End of the Impeachment

Why was Bill Clinton so happy in February? Because the Senate acquitted him, proving that in American politics, you can survive almost anything as long as the stock market is higher than your disapproval rating.

Part of the 39 Politicians Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Millennium Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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