I’m “beaming” with joy over a high CP Dragonite.
Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!