150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005)

The 2005 Top 10: Viral & Workspace Classics

1. The YouTube: I tried to upload a pun to YouTube, but it was already “stream-ing” with laughter.
2. The Office: I’m a big fan of Michael Scott. He’s the “boss” of all puns, that’s what she said.
3. The Revenge of the Sith: Anakin is a great baker. He’s always “burning” the crust.
4. The Guitar Hero: I’m a legendary guitarist, but only in my living room. I’m just “shredding” the plastic.
5. The Xbox 360: My new console is so great, it’s done a complete 360—which means I’m right back where I started.
6. The Batman Begins: Why does Bruce Wayne love puns? Because they’re “bat”-tastic.
7. The Brokeback Mountain: I’m a cowboy in a serious drama. I’m just “herding” my feelings.
8. The iPod Nano: My music player is so small, I’m “scaling” back my expectations.
9. The Harry Potter (Goblet of Fire): Why did Harry go to the dentist? Because he had a “tri-wizard” cavity.
10. The King Kong: I’m a giant ape in NYC. I’m just “hanging” out on the Empire State.

The Full 2005 Archive (The “Broadcasting Yourself” List)

11. The Battery: I’m “positive” that wireless is the future.
12. The Magnet: I’m “drawn” to the new video trends.
13. The Mirror: I’m “reflecting” on my first vlog.
14. The Camera: I’m “focusing” on my 144p resolution.
15. The MP3: I’m “compressing” my life into a playlist.
16. The Firewall: I’m “protecting” my digital workspace.
17. The Virus: I’m “infecting” the web with bad jokes.
18. The Laptop: I’m “portable” and ready to work.
19. The Screen: I’m “displaying” my inner thoughts.
20. The Mouse: I’m “clicking” through the zoo videos.
21. The Keyboard: I’m “typing” my resume for Dunder Mifflin.
22. The Printer: I’m “inking” a deal for a new sitcom.
23. The Scanner: I’m “beaming” with joy over 1MB speeds.
24. The Modem: I’m “dialing” into the future.
25. The Router: I’m “signaling” for more coffee.
26. The Website: I’m “weaving” a social network.
27. The Link: I’m “connecting” with my subscribers.
28. The Cursor: I’m “pointing” at the “Upload” button.
29. The Password: I’m “masking” my excitement for 2006.
30. The Folder: I’m “containing” my video files.
31. The File: I’m “storing” my virtual life.
32. The Desktop: I’m “surface” level deep.
33. The Wallpaper: I’m “decorating” my virtual office.
34. The Icon: I’m a “symbol” of the mid-2000s.
35. The Trash Can: I’m “emptying” my cached memories.
36. The Window: I’m “browsing” through life.
37. The Menu: I’m “selecting” my favorite Sith Lord.
38. The Scroll: I’m “rolling” through the comments section.
39. The Save: I’m “keeping” my progress in Guitar Hero.
40. The Load: I’m “buffering” my social interactions.
41. The Font: I’m just your “bold” type of guy.
42. The Bold: I’m “italic-izing” my importance at work.
43. The Space: I “need” more room on my 2GB hard drive.
44. The Shift: I’m “changing” my workday perspective.
45. The Control: I’m “alt-ering” my career path.
46. The Escape: I’m “fleeing” from the conference room.
47. The Home: I’m “landing” on the homepage.
48. The Tab: I’m “switching” between spreadsheets.
49. The Delete: I’m “erasing” my search history.
50. The Number: I’m “counting” my views.
51. The Bread: I’m “rising” to the challenge.
52. The Butter: I’m “spreading” the viral links.
53. The Egg: I’m “cracking” under the deadline.
54. The Cheese: I’m “grating” on my coworkers.
55. The Milk: I’m “milking” every joke I can.
56. The Coffee: I’m “brewing” some office drama.
57. The Tea: I’m “steeping” in nostalgia.
58. The Sugar: I’m “coating” my feedback.
59. The Salt: I’m “shaking” off the haters in the comments.
60. The Honey: I’m “stuck” in a meeting.
61. The Jam: I’m “pumping” up the volume on my PSP.
62. The Toast: I’m “burnt” out from overworking.
63. The Juice: I’m “squeezing” into a smaller cubicle.
64. The Water: I’m “streaming” content all day.
65. The Soda: I’m “fizzing” with ideas.
66. The Apple: I’m “taking” a bite out of the Mac Mini.
67. The Banana: I’m “peeling” great about 2005.
68. The Orange: I’m “glad” I don’t have to use VHS.
69. The Grape: I’m “whining” about the upload time.
70. The Melon: I’m “one” in a billion views.
71. The Peach: I’m “just” feeling fuzzy inside.
72. The Pear: We’re a “fruitful” duo on camera.
73. The Plum: I’ve got a “juicy” story for my blog.
74. The Cherry: I’m the “top” of the search results.
75. The Lemon: I’m “squeezing” the fun out of life.
76. The Lime: I’m in the “limelight” of the internet.
77. The Berry: I’m “berry” much into this vlog.
78. The Nut: I’m “cracking” the code for more followers.
79. The Bean: I’ve “been” there, done that, recorded it.
80. The Corn: This pun is “shucking” hilarious.
81. The Potato: I’m a “couch” potato watching cat videos.
82. The Tomato: I’m “ketching” up with my distant friends.
83. The Carrot: I’m “rooting” for the underdog video.
84. The Onion: I’m “peeling” back the layers of the plot.
85. The Garlic: I’m “breath-taking” on my webcam.
86. The Mushroom: I’m a “fun-gi” to have in the office.
87. The Tree: I’m “branching” out into social media.
88. The Leaf: I’m “turning” over a new digital leaf.
89. The Flower: I’m “blooming” in the virtual world.
90. The Bee: I’m “buzzing” about the new console.
91. The Ant: I’m “working” on my digital footprint.
92. The Spider: I’m “weaving” a web of connections.
93. The Fish: I’m “hooked” on the sidebar recommendations.
94. The Bird: I’m “soaring” through the forums.
95. The Cat: I’m “purr-fectly” happy with my iPod.
96. The Dog: I’m “barking” up the right server.
97. The Horse: I’m “stable” enough for a promotion.
98. The Cow: I’m “moo-ving” to high definition.
99. The Pig: I’m “hogging” all the attention.
100. The Sheep: I’m “following” the top creators.
101. The Duck: I’m “quacking” up at the bloopers.
102. The Bear: I can’t “bear” to wait for the next episode.
103. The Lion: I’m “pride-ful” of my MySpace profile.
104. The Tiger: I’m “earning” my stripes in the industry.
105. The Elephant: I’ll “never” forget my first viral video.
106. The Monkey: I’m “swinging” by the water cooler.
107. The Snake: I’m “hiss-terical” when the internet goes out.
108. The Turtle: I’m “slowly” building my brand.
109. The Frog: I’m “leaping” into the blogosphere.
110. The Sun: I’m “shining” on the LCD screen.
111. The Moon: I’m “phasing” out my old habits.
112. The Star: I’m “twinkling” in the digital sky.
113. The Cloud: I’m “feeling” a bit hazy on the details.
114. The Rain: I’m “pouring” my thoughts into a podcast.
115. The Snow: I’m “chilled” out with my new tunes.
116. The Wind: I’m “blown” away by the new graphics.
117. The Fire: I’m “on fire” with my status updates.
118. The Water: I’m “treading” the depths of the internet.
119. The Earth: I’m “grounded” by reality.
120. The Air: I’m “broadcasting” my own show.
121. The Metal: I’m “hardened” by the office life.
122. The Wood: I’m “pining” for a long weekend.
123. The Glass: I’m “transparent” about my goals.
124. The Plastic: I’m “flexible” with my working hours.
125. The Paper: I’m “writing” the company manual.
126. The Stone: I’m “rocking” the new office look.
127. The Sand: I’m “shore” about my career path.
128. The Dust: I’m “settling” into a rhythm.
129. The Smoke: I’m “vanishing” after 5 PM.
130. The Mirror: I’m “seeing” double after 8 hours of work.
131. The Shadow: I’m “lurking” in the background of the vlog.
132. The Echo: I’m “repeating” the boss’s orders.
133. The Silence: I’m “muted” in the meeting room.
134. The Light: I’m “brightening” up the workplace.
135. The Dark: I’m “dimming” the lights for a movie.
136. The Sound: I’m “vibrating” with excitement.
137. The Peace: I’m “soaring” through the project.
138. The Clock: I’m “ticking” off my to-do list.
139. The Calendar: I’m “dating” my progress.
140. The Compass: I’m “oriented” for success.
141. The Map: I’m “unfolding” the future.
142. The Glove: I’m “fitting” into the team.
143. The Shoe: I’m “sole-ful” about my work.
144. The Sock: I’m “toasty” in my office chair.
145. The Hat: I’m “capped” at my maximum effort.
146. The Belt: I’m “tightening” the budget.
147. The Scarf: I’m “wrapped” up in a new hobby.
148. The Jacket: I’m “zipping” through the tasks.
149. The Pocket: I’m “holding” all the answers.
150. The End: I’m “finishing” this year with a pun-ch!