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1997 Vintage: The Carry-on Limit

 Why was the flight delayed? A passenger tried to board with a “personal item” that was actually a desktop computer tower.

Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Voodoo_3dfx12/08/2000 12:21The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Fargo_Marge08/01/2014 00:59Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Speed_Racer_Go07/11/2014 21:32Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@E_T_Phone_Home06/10/2012 10:12E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
@Step_Brothers_B10/14/2003 23:29Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Best_Viewed_IE403/09/2000 11:35Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@ODP_Editor_9910/11/2015 06:26Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Hacktivist_Fan10/22/1995 02:00Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

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