2025 Archive: The Smart Shoes

Why did the shoes stop walking? Because they needed a firmware update and the traveler was currently in the middle of a desert.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Cheap seats and the hidden cost of breathing on board.I flew a bu...read more »

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@Sid_Meier_Fan09/29/1999 08:46Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Forrest_Gump_8811/16/2011 19:54Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@Forrest_Gump_Running01/18/2003 19:29Laughing is as laughing does.

@Kill_Bill_Bride09/11/2004 23:41I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball04/07/2012 23:00Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob01/07/1998 02:16The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!