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2005 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)

Why Patricia Arquette? For making “seeing things” the new “Method Acting.”

Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Lost in the Jungle, Desperate Housewives & The Daily Show Double” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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