2010 Classic: The Bus Driver
“Step behind the white line! I can’t see, but I can still smell your lunch!” Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes: 2010 – The… Read More »2010 Classic: The Bus Driver
2009 Archive: The He’s Just Not That Into You Fan
“He’s just not that into… your lighting.” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The Blue Avatar Glow archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The “Party in the U.S.A.” Debut
Why was the 2009 4th so patriotic? Because Miley Cyrus hopped off the plane at LAX with a dream and a cardigan, giving us the… Read More »2009 Vintage: The “Party in the U.S.A.” Debut
2008 Classic: The Wall-E Trash
“I’m a robot that cleans up trash.” “Great, start with the empty beer cans around your recliner.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak… Read More »2008 Classic: The Wall-E Trash
2007 Archive: The Heroes Hype
Why was everyone talking about “Save the cheerleader, save the world”? Because by the time the ceremony ended, we realized nobody had actually saved the… Read More »2007 Archive: The Heroes Hype
2006 Vintage: The The Hills Premiere
Why were the girls so dramatic? Because Lauren Conrad moved to L.A., and “the rest is still unwritten” (including the grocery list). Part of the… Read More »2006 Vintage: The The Hills Premiere
2006 Legacy: The Nelly Furtado Fan
“I’m like a bird… I only fly away when the light’s out.” Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote Swing archive.… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Nelly Furtado Fan
2005 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
Why Patricia Arquette? For making “seeing things” the new “Method Acting.” Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Lost in the Jungle, Desperate… Read More »2005 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
2004 Archive: The Razr Flip
Why did the woman keep hanging up on her mom? She didn’t mean to; she just loved the “Snap” of the phone closing so much… Read More »2004 Archive: The Razr Flip
2004 Legacy: The Ashlee Simpson SNL
“I wasn’t lip-syncing!” “Then why is your mouth closed while the vocal track is still telling me you love me?” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Ashlee Simpson SNL