Why were we looking at the grass? Because Paul Rudd made us realize that the real “Independence War” is being fought by ants over a dropped piece of watermelon.
Part of the 38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & The Force Awakens” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
As if! This is too funny.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
My fist is clenched... with joy!
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