Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A: A stick!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Trading jokes in the shadows.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!